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你很強壯!!!!!!!!!!!
今天一點也不冷!!!!!!!!!!
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其實今天一點也不冷!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
咳咳咳!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
浴巾浴巾!!!!!!!!!!

以上是我今天洗澡所發出的狀聲詞
而我洗的是冷水

本來我很開心的要進去洗澡  一開水龍頭整個心情盪到了谷底
我家的水龍頭裡連點熱水都沒有  不願面對事實的我大喊媽媽
很不幸的是  媽媽去奶奶家沒有人幫我切熱水開關而我也不會
還好我並不是個會屈服於現實的人  於是我開始催眠我自己
在向自己述說完想像的現況後  我開始在浴室裡跑步
跑了一下有點小喘後  沖了一下水就開始洗澡
洗澡完猶豫了一下  又開始在浴室裡跑步
這次跑的比較久  因為等會兒要沖更久的水這讓我很擔心
放心  你是無敵鐵金剛
我又催眠了一下自己  又跑了一下步總算開始將泡泡沖掉
很快的我就洗完澡  今天洗澡比平常累了一點
睡覺好了  洗澡洗的好累
咳咳咳   咳咳